Good stuff

I really like...

Bach – made the most beautiful music ever and managed to father 21 children at the same time. Good work, JS. Don’t really like Handel though. What’s the use of a Handel when a Bach’s around? He should just have opened a chippy in Leipzig I reckon.

Joni Mitchell – favourite songwriter

Matthew Crutchlow – second favourite songwriter

Hissing of the Summer Lawns, OK Computer, Little Earthquakes, The Sound of The Smiths – favourite albums

The eyes have it

Also like – Fight Club, “Art Objects” and other early Jeannette Winterson, Orlando, Yellow Technology, Alan Bennett, Wilde, Nietzsche, Wandsworth council, Debussy, Shostakovich, Phil Sykes, Apple, Bananas, Sean Barnes, Gordon Mills, Eva Perdiki, people who own the eyes opposite, Innocent Smoothies - although is it me or do all their veg pots taste the same?

Don’t like – the postal service in Tooting. Might as well give your letters to a pigeon. Also don’t like commas, semicolons, colons: Never know where to put ’em.