Variously described as

“vain, stubborn, righteous” my wife

“an idiot” Chris Corrigan, Queen’s University, Belfast

“best ignored” The Independent

“a sinner” God

I’m probably best imagined as a

“bespectacled meta-gibbon who happens to play the piano” Charles Darwin

Although perhaps less follically exuberant, I share many traits with the aforementioned ape – I love eating, sleeping, messing around and showing off.

Andrew Holdsworth behind a mixing desk

This is me.

If you’ve come to this site, it’s probably because you’re either bored, lost, or you’re wondering what I do for a living. Well, I’m a composer, producer, pianist, arranger and engineer and I do most of my work in a small studio at my home in south London.